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    9 words women use - and their meaning!

    1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.

    4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6. That ' s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That' s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


    7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you ' re welcome.


    8. Whatever: Is a women' s way of saying
    (F@$K) YOU!

    9. Don ' t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" (For the woman's response refer to #3).

    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !


  • #2
    Super Brian, just goes to show I am married to a REAL WOMAN. It's taken 23 years to iron out the true meanings. Add this one:

    Because: The word that ends a "discussion" (arguement). Usually applied after the man ask's "Why" ?

    Two words we would ask women never to use - "always" and "never", yeah, riiiight !!!!

    "I need" really means "I want"

    "I want" really means "You pay"

    "You pay" really means "I got you by the short and curlies"

    "I got you by the short and curlies" really means "I have a headache"

    and so on and so on - it's no wonder we (men) never understand WOMEN
    RobB

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    • #3
      Yea, live was great before "Miss" came along. Fun times, no rules, no deadlines.


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      • #4
        Originally posted by DAIRD
        Yea, live was great before "Miss" came along. Fun times, no rules, no deadlines.
        and no sex - think about that ....................
        RobB

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        • #5
          Originally posted by RobinB
          and no sex - think about that ....................
          You're getting sex? Damn, but then I'm stuck on midnight shifts right now.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by RobinB
            and no sex - think about that ....................
            Who cares - at my age a cup of Horlicks at bedtime is far better!!

            And I don't have to worry about how fast it goes, what position I'm in and making a mess on the sheets!

            Andy

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            • #7
              Originally posted by RobinB
              and no sex - think about that ....................
              With a certain age, this becomes less interesting.

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              • #8
                Q. How do you stop a gorgeous blonde nymphomaniac from having sex ?

                A. Marry her !
                If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by RobinB
                  and no sex - think about that ....................
                  it's included between "fun times and no deadlines..."


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by brianw999
                    Q. How do you stop a gorgeous blonde nymphomaniac from having sex ?

                    A. Marry her !

                    Correction:

                    Q. How do you stop a gorgeous blonde nymphomaniac from having sex *w/ you* ?

                    A. Marry her !

                    Rattler (not serious, really, happily wed in this respect, just couldnt resist my ex-adolescent reflexes...)
                    AD.info? Rings a bell somehow...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by RobinB
                      and no sex - think about that ....................
                      Reminds me of "Why is everyone so worried about same-sex marriage? Everybody knows there is no sex after marriage."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by JordanD
                        Reminds me of "Why is everyone so worried about same-sex marriage? Everybody knows there is no sex after marriage."
                        Makes you wonder why there is a "problem" eh!

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                        • #13
                          Another one: "I don't care!" An absolute lie!
                          She cares and you should know it! Dummy!
                          Don
                          Standard practice for managers around the world:
                          Ready - Fire - Aim! DAMN! Missed again!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dmmoore
                            Another one: "I don't care!" An absolute lie!
                            She cares and you should know it! Dummy!
                            Don:

                            You ever get the "I don't like suprises" one?

                            Ranks up there with the "I don't belive in Hallmark holidays...
                            May a plethora of uncultivated palaeontologists raise the dead in a way that makes your blood boil

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                            • #15
                              Just like "Don't buy me a Valentines card, I haven't bought you one" - then goes and bloody makes one!!

                              Her response? "I didn't buy it, I made it" !! Damn smartarse women!!

                              Andy

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