Female conversation...what it REALLY means !

[Uncle Jay]

I Talked To Susie and Jane and...

"I talked to Susie and Jane and Carol and Alice and Betty and none of them do (name common sex act) so why do I have to ?

(knowing full well that at least 3 of the above not only DO said act, but on YouPorn...

[Foxtrot]

Re:

Funny, interesting to read. My turn to add something.

On a Propeliner Report featuring a ride on board a Constellation flying some freight between MIA and SDQ, the lucky reporter chatted with the crew members and off course came to discuss Connie's temperamental habits. The F/O said he still better understood the aircraft's complexity than his wife

Now that's hilarious!

As far as the "female conversation" lines in the first post-my favourites were "fine" and "nothing".

[uy707]

Funny, interesting to read. My turn to add something.

On a Propeliner Report featuring a ride on board a Constellation flying some freight between MIA and SDQ, the lucky reporter chatted with the crew members and off course came to discuss Connie's temperamental habits. The F/O said he still better understood the aircraft's complexity than his wife

[exmanx]

Just like "Don't buy me a Valentines card, I haven't bought you one" - then goes and bloody makes one!!

Her response? "I didn't buy it, I made it" !! Damn smartarse women!!

Andy

[Princess Leia]

Another one: "I don't care!" An absolute lie!
She cares and you should know it! Dummy!

Don:

You ever get the "I don't like suprises" one?

Ranks up there with the "I don't belive in Hallmark holidays...

[Dmmoore]

Another one: "I don't care!" An absolute lie!
She cares and you should know it! Dummy!

[ptbodale]

Reminds me of "Why is everyone so worried about same-sex marriage? Everybody knows there is no sex after marriage."

Makes you wonder why there is a "problem" eh!

[JordanD]

and no sex - think about that ....................

Reminds me of "Why is everyone so worried about same-sex marriage? Everybody knows there is no sex after marriage."

[rattler]

Q. How do you stop a gorgeous blonde nymphomaniac from having sex ?

A. Marry her !

Correction:

Q. How do you stop a gorgeous blonde nymphomaniac from having sex *w/ you* ?

A. Marry her !

Rattler (not serious, really, happily wed in this respect, just couldnt resist my ex-adolescent reflexes...)

[DAIRD]

and no sex - think about that ....................

it's included between "fun times and no deadlines..."

[brianw999]

Q. How do you stop a gorgeous blonde nymphomaniac from having sex ?

A. Marry her !

[seahawk]

and no sex - think about that ....................

With a certain age, this becomes less interesting.

[exmanx]

and no sex - think about that ....................

Who cares - at my age a cup of Horlicks at bedtime is far better!!

And I don't have to worry about how fast it goes, what position I'm in and making a mess on the sheets!

Andy

[ptbodale]

and no sex - think about that ....................

You're getting sex? Damn, but then I'm stuck on midnight shifts right now.

[RobinB]

Yea, live was great before "Miss" came along. Fun times, no rules, no deadlines.

and no sex - think about that ....................