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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Central London. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's happened, what's the hold up?"
''Terrorists have kidnapped Gordon Brown, George Bush and Hilary Clinton."
"They are asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone gving?"
"Oh, about a gallon !!"
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's happened, what's the hold up?"
''Terrorists have kidnapped Gordon Brown, George Bush and Hilary Clinton."
"They are asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone gving?"
"Oh, about a gallon !!"
(what are George and Hillary actually doing in D/S 10? )
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