Jumbo: Hey Titch, hows things?
Cessna: Ahh, not bad, bored stiff though, been flying back and forth between the same tiny fields all day!
Jumbo: Huh, you think thats bad, what about MY job?
Cessna: At least you get to go see exotic places, i'm stuck here for my whole life!
Jumbo: It's overrated, 14 hours in the freezing cold in the middle, and when I get there it's usually raining. And the French planes are rude.
Airport: Oh stop your whining. You both get to go galavanting off around the place and i have to sit here for my whole life and let the likes of you roll all over me
Jumbo: At least you dont have to put up with a couple of pies-in-ties sitting inside your head making irritating small talk all day, it's driving me mad i tell you, the voices, the voices, ahhhhh.....
Cessna: Oh dear, there he goes again, totally switches off and starts talking to himself, he might as well be on autopilot.
Airport: Hope he doesnt bump my gantry again, that did hurt awfully last week. I keep hoping he'll suck one of those nastly little 2 leg flies down his intakes, they're swarming all over me and make such a buzzing!
Cessna: I can chop one of with my nose if you like!
Airport: We probably shouldnt, last time you did that they buzzed around you for weeks didnt they!
Cessna: Yeah but it wasnt so bad, that goon who sits in my head took the rap! He was certainly surprised when i went for it!
Airport: I know, i still remember the look on his face!
Jumbo: Whoaoa, sorry about that, dont know what came over me! Switched off for a moment there!
Airport: Wondered if you'd ever wake up. Come on, you're due to go soon arent you?
Jumbo: Yeah, but i fancied a longer nap. I've shorted a wire in my cockpit, that'll keep them busy for a while
Airport: Thats the third time this week, you do it too often they'll come and take you away. Remember what happened to that poor Airbus last week...
Cessna: Oh dear, i remember that! They found pieces of him all over that hanger
Jumbo: Good point. Maybe i should unstick that hatch cover and let them in...
Airport You do that. Oh and be careful as you leave, you are rather heavy and taxiway Golf is a bit sore at the moment!
Cessna: Ahh, not bad, bored stiff though, been flying back and forth between the same tiny fields all day!
Jumbo: Huh, you think thats bad, what about MY job?
Cessna: At least you get to go see exotic places, i'm stuck here for my whole life!
Jumbo: It's overrated, 14 hours in the freezing cold in the middle, and when I get there it's usually raining. And the French planes are rude.
Airport: Oh stop your whining. You both get to go galavanting off around the place and i have to sit here for my whole life and let the likes of you roll all over me
Jumbo: At least you dont have to put up with a couple of pies-in-ties sitting inside your head making irritating small talk all day, it's driving me mad i tell you, the voices, the voices, ahhhhh.....
Cessna: Oh dear, there he goes again, totally switches off and starts talking to himself, he might as well be on autopilot.
Airport: Hope he doesnt bump my gantry again, that did hurt awfully last week. I keep hoping he'll suck one of those nastly little 2 leg flies down his intakes, they're swarming all over me and make such a buzzing!
Cessna: I can chop one of with my nose if you like!
Airport: We probably shouldnt, last time you did that they buzzed around you for weeks didnt they!
Cessna: Yeah but it wasnt so bad, that goon who sits in my head took the rap! He was certainly surprised when i went for it!
Airport: I know, i still remember the look on his face!
Jumbo: Whoaoa, sorry about that, dont know what came over me! Switched off for a moment there!
Airport: Wondered if you'd ever wake up. Come on, you're due to go soon arent you?
Jumbo: Yeah, but i fancied a longer nap. I've shorted a wire in my cockpit, that'll keep them busy for a while
Airport: Thats the third time this week, you do it too often they'll come and take you away. Remember what happened to that poor Airbus last week...
Cessna: Oh dear, i remember that! They found pieces of him all over that hanger
Jumbo: Good point. Maybe i should unstick that hatch cover and let them in...
Airport You do that. Oh and be careful as you leave, you are rather heavy and taxiway Golf is a bit sore at the moment!
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