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  • A typical day at the airport...

    Jumbo: Hey Titch, hows things?
    Cessna: Ahh, not bad, bored stiff though, been flying back and forth between the same tiny fields all day!
    Jumbo: Huh, you think thats bad, what about MY job?
    Cessna: At least you get to go see exotic places, i'm stuck here for my whole life!
    Jumbo: It's overrated, 14 hours in the freezing cold in the middle, and when I get there it's usually raining. And the French planes are rude.
    Airport: Oh stop your whining. You both get to go galavanting off around the place and i have to sit here for my whole life and let the likes of you roll all over me
    Jumbo: At least you dont have to put up with a couple of pies-in-ties sitting inside your head making irritating small talk all day, it's driving me mad i tell you, the voices, the voices, ahhhhh.....
    Cessna: Oh dear, there he goes again, totally switches off and starts talking to himself, he might as well be on autopilot.
    Airport: Hope he doesnt bump my gantry again, that did hurt awfully last week. I keep hoping he'll suck one of those nastly little 2 leg flies down his intakes, they're swarming all over me and make such a buzzing!
    Cessna: I can chop one of with my nose if you like!
    Airport: We probably shouldnt, last time you did that they buzzed around you for weeks didnt they!
    Cessna: Yeah but it wasnt so bad, that goon who sits in my head took the rap! He was certainly surprised when i went for it!
    Airport: I know, i still remember the look on his face!
    Jumbo: Whoaoa, sorry about that, dont know what came over me! Switched off for a moment there!
    Airport: Wondered if you'd ever wake up. Come on, you're due to go soon arent you?
    Jumbo: Yeah, but i fancied a longer nap. I've shorted a wire in my cockpit, that'll keep them busy for a while
    Airport: Thats the third time this week, you do it too often they'll come and take you away. Remember what happened to that poor Airbus last week...
    Cessna: Oh dear, i remember that! They found pieces of him all over that hanger
    Jumbo: Good point. Maybe i should unstick that hatch cover and let them in...
    Airport You do that. Oh and be careful as you leave, you are rather heavy and taxiway Golf is a bit sore at the moment!
    I walked across an empty land
    I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
    I felt the earth beneath my feet
    Sat by the river and it made me complete

  • #2
    Well worth the wait Jess.
    Great Job.
    Try to catch me flyin dirty...

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    • #3
      That was great Jess!

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      • #4
        And the French planes are rude.
        Damn straight! :P

        -Clo

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        • #5
          Clovis, that sig is tooooooo wide! :P
          I walked across an empty land
          I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
          I felt the earth beneath my feet
          Sat by the river and it made me complete

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          • #6
            nice job jess!!


            And the French planes are rude.


            damn french
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            • #7
              Clovis, that sig is tooooooo wide! :P
              Dont get bitchy with me now Jess, I've had a long day arguing with Tanuj and I dont need this! :P

              -Clovis

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              • #8
                Whats so funny? Am I missing something?

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                • #9
                  Its in reference to Jess(Katamarino) noticing that the usernames on the forum are of planes and airports. And it was a play off of how they talk on the forum and how they would talk in real life or fake life.
                  :P
                  Try to catch me flyin dirty...

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                  • #10
                    Kat, when it comes to comedy, you are a literary genius.
                    Earl From Regina

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                    • #11
                      Kat, when it comes to comedy, you are a literary genius.
                      I would expect nothing less from a Cambridge scholar...

                      -Clovis

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                      • #12
                        Wow, Cambridge! I knew she went to school in England but I didn't know that. That means she's both beautiful and smart. No wonder she's your forum obsession Clovis!
                        Earl From Regina

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                        • #13
                          Wow, Cambridge! I knew she went to school in England but I didn't know that. That means she's both beautiful and smart. No wonder she's your forum obsession Clovis!
                          yeah you could say I have good taste... ...and bad luck

                          -Clovis

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Leftseat86
                            yeah you could say I have good taste... ...and bad luck

                            -Clovis
                            Well, in that case you should visit a casino!

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