FAO Jordan and Emu

[Crunk415balla]

3 of those and yeah, thats about it.

[Airbus_A320]

There's another pic.

[Crunk415balla]

More or less.

[Airfoilsguy]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[JordanD]

And by cookie, he means "get laid."

...by a woman.

[FlyingPhotog]

Everyone needs a cookie now and then.

And by cookie, he means "get laid."

[Crunk415balla]

Please don't encourage him...

Everyone needs a cookie now and then.

[tommyalf]

You guys are funny.

Please don't encourage him...

[ptbodale]

You guys are funny.

[Crunk415balla]

Here's a pic.

Yeah, thanks Joe for that picture. I can just picture you just sitting there all night waiting for my text so you could ruin my mojo.

My phone vibrates right when we're getting in the shower:

Me: "Who is it?"
Gisel: "Its picture mail"
Me: "Click on it"
Gisel: "Its just some old guy."
Me: "Oh, nope, its Martha King"

No pics, just vids, and they're mine!

[JordanD]

Here's a pic.

[FlyingPhotog]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[JordanD]

9 titties if you cont yours.

[Crunk415balla]

Mission Status: Giggity.

Remember that thing I told you about sisters not doing stuff around eachother? Well, apperantly when they start giving eachother lap dances, that no longer applies.

Didn't go as perfect as planned, but I still can't belive it happened period.

Hopefully knowing stuff like this is possible for even hairy men in pink polos should encourage you to talk to women, Jordan.