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A man had just settled into his seat next tothe window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat andput his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically atthe dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dogwas a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the bestthere is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, whenI put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it had levelled out, the agent said,'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search.'
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat verypurposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Sniffer then returned to his seat andput one paw on the agent's arm.
The agent said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That womanis in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seatnumber and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Say, that's pretty neat,' replied the first man.
Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The lab sniffed about, sat down beside aman for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed twopaws on the agent's arm.
The agent said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a noteof his seat number for the police.'
'I like it!' said his seat mate.
The agent then told Sniffer to 'search' again..
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat downfor a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into themiddle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.
The first man was really grossed out by this behaviour and couldn't figureout how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked theagent, 'What's going on?'
The agent nervously replied, 'He just found a bomb.'
The first man looked very quizzically atthe dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dogwas a 'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the bestthere is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, whenI put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it had levelled out, the agent said,'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search.'
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat verypurposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Sniffer then returned to his seat andput one paw on the agent's arm.
The agent said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That womanis in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seatnumber and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Say, that's pretty neat,' replied the first man.
Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The lab sniffed about, sat down beside aman for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed twopaws on the agent's arm.
The agent said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a noteof his seat number for the police.'
'I like it!' said his seat mate.
The agent then told Sniffer to 'search' again..
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat downfor a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into themiddle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.
The first man was really grossed out by this behaviour and couldn't figureout how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked theagent, 'What's going on?'
The agent nervously replied, 'He just found a bomb.'