Scouse vasectomy...

[brianw999]

Persons other than the British may not understand this.


After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough,

as they could not afford a larger bed.

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So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife

didn't want to have any more children.

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The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would

fix the problem but it was expensive.

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A less costly alternative was to go home, get a big firework, light it,

put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count

to 10.

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The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the

world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to

my ear is going to help me".

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"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

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So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the

can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which

point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could

continue counting on his other hand.

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This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner London,

Newcastle and anywhere in Wales.