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    Persons other than the British may not understand this.

    After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough,

    as they could not afford a larger bed.

    > > >

    So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife

    didn't want to have any more children.

    > > >

    The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would

    fix the problem but it was expensive.

    > > >

    A less costly alternative was to go home, get a big firework, light it,

    put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count

    to 10.

    > > >

    The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the

    world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to

    my ear is going to help me".

    > > >

    "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

    > > >

    So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the

    can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which

    point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could

    continue counting on his other hand.

    > > >

    This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner London,

    Newcastle and anywhere in Wales.
    Last edited by brianw999; 2008-08-16, 09:40.
    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !