One must wonder the intentions of a burglar when he smacks you with a sausage...

[Crunk415balla]

http://enews.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20080908/48c4a340_3ca6_1552620080908-1861585780

FRESNO, Calif. - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

AND he dropped his wallet, with his ID. If I woke up and a man was slapping me with a sausage, I'd just think good ol' Wiggy stopped in to visit.

[bob12312357]

It just sounds like a kinky act to me. Man beaten with sausage in the middle of the night. Was Richard Simmons involved.

[Crunk415balla]

Yeah...don't get why he didn't just take the money, why would he then wake up the homeowners in such a bizarre manner and drop his wallet in the process? Idiot.

[JordanD]

I'd take the burglar with a sausage over the shadowy ghost with a carrot any day.

[Crunk415balla]

Maybe I'd take a bullet over a shadow person with a carrot.

[ptbodale]

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[Crunk415balla]

They've never seen what I can do with a carrot.