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  • Influenza...how to avoid it


    To avoid it
    Eat right!

    Make sure you get your daily dose offruit and veggies.



    Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.



    Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.



    Walk for at least an hour a day,



    go for a swim,



    take the stairs instead of the lift, etc.



    Wash your hands often.

    If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.



    Get lots of fresh air.

    Open doors & windows whenever possible.



    Try to eliminate as much stressfrom your life as you can.



    Get plenty of rest.


    OR


    Take the doctor's approach. Think about it...

    When you go for a flu jab, what do they do first?

    They Clean your arm with alcohol...

    Why?
    Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
    So.......


    I walk to the pub. (exercise)
    I put lime in my rum...(fruit)
    Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
    Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air)
    Tell rude jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress)
    Then I pass out. (rest)


    The way I see it...


    If you keep your alcohol levels up,

    flu germs
    can't get you!

    As my grandmother always said,
    'A shot in the glass
    is better than one in the arse!'



    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !


  • #2
    So true !!!!!!!

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    • #3
      TRUE!!!!!!!

      My camera bags always contains some beer, when I go out for spotting!!
      (So, Alex.............keep that in mind, already)

      Freek

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      • #4
        Works for me.

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        • #5
          Your grandmother is a wise lady!

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