Joke....

[brianw999]

Three little ducks go into a Bar

'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck.

'Huey,' was the reply.

'How's your day been, Huey?'

'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.?
What else could a duck want?' said Huey.

'Oh. That's nice,' said the bartender. He turned to the second
duck, 'Hi, and what's your name?'

'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number two.

'So how's your day been, Dewey! ?' he asked. 'Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been
in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?'


The bartender turned to the third duck and said, 'So, you must be Louie?'



'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes. 'My name is Puddles.'

[Spad13]

That joke has many variations, but my favorite is the version told by the late Hawaiian singer Israel "Brudda Iz" Kamakaviwo'ole. His went thus (told with Iz's wonderful Hawaiian accent):

Ok, der's dis tree ducks. So, dey gotta go court, yea? First duck step up and de judge go:

Wass yo name?

The duck go "My name is Quack" Judge go "How come you hea?" Duck go "I got caught blowing bubbles in de pond" The judge go "OK, I sentence you six monts, go over der, next!"

De second duck step up. Judge go "Wass yo name" He go "My name is Quack-Quack" "And how come you hea?" "I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond too" "OK, yo sentence, same as de first duck, go over dere, next!"

Tird duck step up. Judge go "Now tell me yo name is Quack-Quack-Quack!"

He go "No, I'm Bubbles!"