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    Proof That the World Is Nuts

    In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.


    (
    Like THAT makes sense..)
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    In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.


    (
    Do they look different reversed?)
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    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.


    (
    A brick?)
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    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia
    is decapitation.

    (
    Much worse than 'going blind'!)
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    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.


    (
    Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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    In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.


    (
    Ah! Justice!)
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    Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.

    (
    But of course!)
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    In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


    (
    Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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    In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.


    (
    I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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    In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'


    (
    Is that a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)
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    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


    (
    Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


    (
    Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.


    (
    From drinking little bottles of???)
    (
    Did the government pay forthis research??)
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    Butterflies taste with their feet.


    (
    Ah, geez.)
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    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


    (
    I know some people like that.)
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    Starfish don't have brains.


    (
    I know some people like that, too.)
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    And, the best for last?
    Turtles can breathe through their butts.

    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !


  • #2
    Some stupid state laws here in the US:

    Florida

    When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
    A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
    It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline. (Cape Coral)

    Colorado

    It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.(Denver)

    Indiana

    Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
    You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it.

    Illinois

    The English language is not to be spoken.
    Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. (Moline)

    Idaho

    Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
    If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car. (Coeur d Alene)

    More can be found here http://www.bitoffun.com/stupid_laws.htm
    Robin Guess Aviation Historian, Photographer, Web Designer.

    http://www.Jet-Fighters.Net
    http://www.Jet-Liners.Net

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    • #3
      Illinois

      The English language is not to be spoken.
      Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. (Moline)
      ????? So I presume that it's OK to drown in July ?

      Just out of interest, this is the annual average temperatures for Moline, Illinois !!









      JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
      Avg. High283446617282858475644834
      Avg. Low111528384858646154413017
      Mean202537506171757465544025
      Avg. Precip.1.5 in1.3 in3.0 in3.9 in4.3 in4.3 in5.0 in4.3 in4.0 in2.9 in2.5 in2.3 in
      Degrees in Fahrenheit

      For those unused to degrees Fahrenheit, water freezes at 32 degrees F.

      And if you ARE drowning, don't shout "HELP"

      Shout "ATTENDEZ MOI", or whatever language you ARE allowed to speak !
      If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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      • #4
        The worst thing is since i live in IL. I am breaking the law several times a day talking to other people, Just like they are.
        Robin Guess Aviation Historian, Photographer, Web Designer.

        http://www.Jet-Fighters.Net
        http://www.Jet-Liners.Net

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        • #5
          Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

          (A brick?)


          LOL, will have to look into that.....

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          • #6
            I thought it was strange in Peterbrough, where I live, to have this law,

            "It is illegal to tie your horse to a parking meter."


            I never thought it was a problem.

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            • #7
              These are great! To add to the state of Illinios, it is illegal to not have $1 on you at any time.



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              • #8
                In Fairbanks it is illegal for moose to have sex on the sidewalks.
                You've got to try to find what's right before your eyes-Finger Eleven


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                • #9
                  It's illegal to go whaling in Oklahoma.

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                  • #10
                    A London cab driver is still breaking the law if he fails to carry a bale of hay and a bucket of water for the horse.

                    It is illegal to urinate on the front wheels of a police vehicle but OK on the rear wheels. (might frighten the horse)
                    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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