Emoticons ???

[brianw999]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

[arnie]

You may want to check your font settings. My eyes hurt.

[Dmmoore]

Very well done.
and a few more juat for fun.
Thankyou-Sking- T.V. Smiley- Spinning- Bath Time Baby- Rocking Horse- Sniper- Rain Cloud- Loafing- Fan Cooling- Computer Problems-BSoD- Popcorn- Motorcycle- School Bus- Snow Mobile- Race Waching - Viking- Irish- Blowing Up- Surrendering- Congratulations- You Rock-
Dueling Banjo's- Happy Birthday- Off Topic- I Surrender- It's a Toss Up- Cooking- RC Airplane- Slot Car- Jedi-

[RobinB]

You may want to check your font settings. My eyes hurt.

(_=mc2_)