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A reputedly true event in a junior school class...
The class were listening intently to their teacher explaining that humans are the only species that stutters....
..until little Molly shot her hand up, got teachers' attention and said "Miss, that's not quite right"
"How's that then Molly ?" said teacher.
"Well, my cat used to stutter. It was out in the back yard when next doors Doberman came over the fence"
"My cat went sssssssss, ssssssssss, sssssssss, sssssssss,
...but the dog got it before it could say "SHIT"
It is rumoured that teacher had to take a short "comfort" break !!
The class were listening intently to their teacher explaining that humans are the only species that stutters....
..until little Molly shot her hand up, got teachers' attention and said "Miss, that's not quite right"
"How's that then Molly ?" said teacher.
"Well, my cat used to stutter. It was out in the back yard when next doors Doberman came over the fence"
"My cat went sssssssss, ssssssssss, sssssssss, sssssssss,
...but the dog got it before it could say "SHIT"
It is rumoured that teacher had to take a short "comfort" break !!