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    Well, the truth is that Arabs rarely invent anything.

    But when they do, this is what you get:



    Germany denies Most Evil patent ever





    Germany has declined to patent a cyanide-equipped RFID chip developed in Saudi Arabia.

    From German publication The Local:


    A Saudi Arabian inventor has filed for a patent on a potentially lethal science fiction-style human tracking microchip, the German Patent and Trademark Office (DPMA) told The Local on Friday.

    But the macabre innovation that enables remote killing will likely be denied copyright protection.

    “While the application is still pending further paperwork on his part, the invention will probably be found to violate paragraph two of the German Patent Law – which does not allow inventions that transgress public order or good morals,” spokeswoman Stephanie Krüger told The Local from Munich.

    The patent application – entitled “Implantation of electronic chips in the human body for the purposes of determining its geographical location” – was filed on October 30, 2007, but was only published until last week, or 18 months after submission as required by German law, she said.
    Monday, Germany declined the patent application.

    But the device, naturally, still exists.

    Somewhere out there, the late filmmaker Aaron Russo is shaking his head.

    -- Stephen C. Webster

  • #2
    OMG poison?! Who would want to make that?
    Bujuraj Vataranjan-O'Malley

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    • #3
      Give it to the TALIBAN!
      My Flickr Pictures! Click Me!

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      • #4
        Cam I LOVE your avatar! I flew on one of those from LAX-DXB!!
        Bujuraj Vataranjan-O'Malley

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Cam View Post
          Give it to the TALIBAN!
          Or taser happy cops at airports
          Who's on first?..........

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          • #6
            Hey they are going to need to get into another industry once the oil runs out.

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            • #7
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              • #8
                Originally posted by ptbodale View Post
                They learned how to use the weapons you guys sent over (well a previous government)
                Quite right!



                Seriously, respect for other peoples is such a low priority on this site, why? Oh, that's right -it calls for some iota of intelligence. So sad that so few possess the necessary mental capacity...
                Whatever is necessary, is never unwise.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by AA 1818 View Post
                  Quite right!

                  Seriously, respect for other peoples is such a low priority on this site, why? Oh, that's right -it calls for some iota of intelligence. So sad that so few possess the necessary mental capacity...
                  It has absoloutely nothing to do with mental capacity, there are very smart people who just enjoy being jerks. You have several examples right here on JP.net. Good debates are fun to watch and participate in, flame wars between members aren't. We have been having a lot of the latter recently.

                  Back to the thread, it's actually quite funny.

                  -Rohan

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by AA 1818 View Post



                    Seriously, respect for other peoples is such a low priority on this site, why? Oh, that's right -it calls for some iota of intelligence. So sad that so few possess the necessary mental capacity...
                    Indeed. This is exactly how I feel about Arabs inventing death machines to chip everyone with.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ptbodale
                      They learned how to use the weapons you guys sent over (well a previous government)
                      Brilliant!!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by PHLY Girl View Post
                        Brilliant!!
                        Oh, you came out from under that rock!
                        For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

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