Where am I?

[ELWOOD]

Hello Team,

that Fjord is somewhere in Norway, I believe, the home of the one and only ancient mariner. Si si, Senor Fawlty.

EB

[Hazmat]

Whatever you do, don't mention the war !

[TheRealAncientMarine]

There is only one, my friend. Regardless if you meet him on Tian'anmen Square, in Singapore, or somewhere at Nygård-Fjord.

EB

Great! Now where the heck is "Nygård-Fjord"? Should we meet there, where are you, did you buy any Akkevitt at the duty-free, why is there a rear door? And yes, it is all real.
Per

[ELWOOD]

The real Elwood? The real, real Elwood?
I hope.
Per

There is only one, my friend. Regardless if you meet him on Tian'anmen Square, in Singapore, or somewhere at Nygård-Fjord.

EB

[TheRealAncientMarine]

The real Elwood? The real, real Elwood?
I hope.
Per

[Verbal]

Hi Elwood. Hope you're doing well.

Bring back Kim Jong-il.

[IntheShade]

Where am I?
Why can't the rear door be opened?
Is this real?

EB

Hey how are you??

I hope you have been doing well.

Please contact me via PM.

[JordanD]

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

[ELWOOD]

Where am I?
Why can't the rear door be opened?
Is this real?

EB