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In light of recent heated debates I feel the need to explain myself so a better understanding of my ideology can be absorbed. My name is Tom, and I am an a$$hole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge my every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions and laugh at the results, mock idiots, posers, and tools, sleep with more men than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity. Thank you for understanding.
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poseurs. It's a pissing French word.Comment
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LOL...love the description of yourself!!Comment
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Indubitably.Comment
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I can vouch for this! He exists, We met in BWI, There's a landmark!
No, I am not one of the men he has slept with, though he wishes!
Alex
Stop Searching. Start Traveling. southwest.com Comment
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No such thing as an inappropriate time to get drunk ! My doctor says I have a drink problem. I disagree...Tom said...
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times
....I get drunk...I fall over....no problem !!If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !
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I was thinking the same thing myself (well apart from one thing that Tucker wouldn't do). The movie http://www.ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com/ came out in the last few weeks but is not apparently doing too well at the box office.Originally posted by Vnav View Post.Qualified Investigator: www.airdisaster.com (2006)
Career Mileage: http://my.flightmemory.com/reubeeComment
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The movie sucked but the book is fantastic. I read it this past Saturday and said...hmm my twin? heheOriginally posted by reubee View PostComment
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I'd break you Trude.Originally posted by ATrude777 View PostI can vouch for this! He exists, We met in BWI, There's a landmark!
No, I am not one of the men he has slept with, though he wishes!
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Verbal......
It was a joke, you prat !
It's from one of the oldest T shirt prints around.If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !
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