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  • A Real Country Song

    I heard it today for the first time.

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    My best friend ran off with my wife and I miss him.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Deadstick View Post
      My best friend ran off with my wife and I miss him.
      that is funny. You can add "I feel sorry for him" too

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      • #4
        Is that the one where your dog dies, you crash your truck coming down a difficult mountain pass and your wife leaves you, but you've still got time to write a song..

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        • #5
          Nope here is the scoop.

          Dale Watson



          Listen to the following songs:

          Real Country Song
          Country My Ass
          I Got Stripes
          Lee's Liquor Lounge
          No Fussin, No Cussin

          Best guy in music today yet he is mostly unknown.

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          • #6
            Personally can't stand country music. I used to like it until I spent 5 days doing medical cover at a country music festival.

            At the end of it I was ready to strangle the next bastard who sang "Stand by your man" !!

            If you want some REALLY funny ( but very blue ) country style music...find some tracks from Kevin "Bloody" Wilson from Australia. Saw him live a couple of days ago and left the theatre with my ribs hurting.
            If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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            • #7
              Originally posted by brianw999 View Post
              If you want some REALLY funny ( but very blue ) country style music...find some tracks from Kevin "Bloody" Wilson from Australia. Saw him live a couple of days ago and left the theatre with my ribs hurting.
              Did he sing 'Hey Santa Claus'? That's my personal favourite...

              Warning Warning Warning NSFW!!! Heres the song done live
              Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.


              And there are many more on Youtube
              Last edited by Billsville; 2009-10-13, 10:19.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Billsville View Post
                Did he sing 'Hey Santa Claus'? That's my personal favourite...
                Oh yes...he wouldn't dare leave that out.

                .....along with "Mick, the master farter", "The boy (he swears a lot)", "Hey operator (You can stick that f*****g phone up your f*****g arse)", "The Festival of Light", "Do you F**k on first dates", "G'day Mr Alan Bond"........ Classics, all of them.

                Backed up by his daughter, "Jennie Talia" from Australia.

                An evening of genteel culture and polite humour ...... NOT !!

                EDIT....This years tour is called the "DILLIGAF" tour. Here's the show theme song....

                (Warning...adult humour)
                Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.


                2nd EDIT......The "Nigel" collection. ( Nigel is one of Kevin's old mates. 6 feet tall aborigine. )

                Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.
                Last edited by brianw999; 2009-10-13, 10:48.
                If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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                • #9
                  Do you F**k on first dates,
                  Does your Dad own a brewery,
                  Can i feel your T***,
                  Or will you show them to me...

                  Ahh the classics....

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