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  • Chris Kilroy
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    Originally posted by brianw999 View Post
    No ..... they didn't. I blame the Jack Daniels intake for the error
    Good man!

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  • brianw999
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    Originally posted by Chris Kilroy View Post
    So then they didn't used to?
    No ..... they didn't. I blame the Jack Daniels intake for the error

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  • Chris Kilroy
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    Originally posted by brianw999 View Post
    They used to. It originated in Sanaa, Yemen, stopped at Jeddah and continued on to London. This would have been 1992 if I remember correctly.

    EDIT. Just realised my typo. It was of course Sanaa - Jeddah - Schiphol. I continued on to London on a KLM feeder.
    So then they didn't used to?

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  • Rtyrpics
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    Hall of fame from Ryanair crew you decide which is more amusing.
    Number One
    FR536 Dublin - East Midlands Senior Cabin Crew Called Andrea
    "Ladies and Gentlemen we have taken the airport by surprise landing so early, so will be waiting a few minutes for the buses"

    FR535 East Midlands Dublin Captain Dave Lesley
    "In a few moments the cabin crew will be displaying a safety demonstration this information is for your benefit not because the cabin crew wish to wave there arms around for two and a half minutes"

    RT

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  • brianw999
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    Originally posted by Chris Kilroy View Post
    KLM flies Jeddah-London?
    They used to. It originated in Sanaa, Yemen, stopped at Jeddah and continued on to London. This would have been 1992 if I remember correctly.

    EDIT. Just realised my typo. It was of course Sanaa - Jeddah - Schiphol. I continued on to London on a KLM feeder.

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  • Chris Kilroy
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    Originally posted by brianw999 View Post
    There was a KLM pilot on the Jeddah - London route who, on landing at Heathrow came over the PA with "Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Heathrow...for the expat workers on board, welcome back to the 20th century".

    Rumour has it that his career with KLM didn't last a lot longer.
    KLM flies Jeddah-London?

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  • Mr. Snappy
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    "I have a bomb."

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  • Alessandro
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    Not said to me but overheard, scene drunk British man with Rayban glasses on a packed Air India B747 on the tarmac in India during the first Kuwait war 1991.
    All passengers had to point out their baggage before entering they aircraft, bags being stored on
    the tarmac, a few bags left to be pointed out and holding up the plane.
    The drunk Brit peeking out of the airplane window,-look, my bags on the tarmac.
    I can assure you that the predominatly Indian passengers and I sitting in the crammed,
    hot and humid B747 weren´t too impressed by him...

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  • PMN
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    Originally posted by brianw999 View Post
    Apparently heard over the tower frequency at a US airport where there was a long queue taxiing to the active for departure....

    Unknown pilot... "I'm f*****g bored now !"

    Tower..............."Aircraft calling on this frequency, identify yourself"

    Unknown pilot...."I said I'm f*****g bored, not f*****g stupid !!"
    Like it!

    Paul

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  • brianw999
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    Apparently heard over the tower frequency at a US airport where there was a long queue taxiing to the active for departure....

    Unknown pilot... "I'm f*****g bored now !"

    Tower..............."Aircraft calling on this frequency, identify yourself"

    Unknown pilot...."I said I'm f*****g bored, not f*****g stupid !!"

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  • Bujuraj_Vataranjan
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    One time a stupid idiot kid was sitting in my window seat when I went from LAX-ONT on United Express, I had to go in the cockpit and ask the pilot to remove him to his proper seat. The mother gave me a hard time. They left behind a book and I took it.

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  • DAIRD
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    FRA, Summer 1998, just after sunset. A DHC-8 is climbing up to its destination. After a while ATCs of FRA departure could hear:
    "Ladies and gentlemen, your captain's speaking. On behalf of ****...our flight to *****".... all of the public adress was to be heared on the radio.
    After his speech, another pilot said "Thank you for your information. But we have our own plane!"
    "Yeah, thank's!" another crew replied.
    "What's the matter? The captain asked.
    "You've made your public addresss on this radio frequency!" another pilot explained.
    "Hum... was just exercising..." the pilot replied.
    After a while an ATC came to word and instructed the pilot of the Dash:
    "For more entertainment contact Duesseldorf on 118.70! Goodbye!"

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  • AndyToop
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    On a BA flight from Gatwick to Barcelona cant remeber the exact words, but pretty much :-
    "Ladies and Gentlemen this is your Captain speaking. I know many of you may have more experience watching the safety video than I have, but I can asure you I have more experience practicing emergency evacuations than you have. And in this game when you are put on the spot, you'll find that ask the audience wont work as they are vanishing, you're mobiles are of course turned off, so you can't phone a friend and I'm sure you dont want to gamble your life on a 50 50, so if you could pay attention to it again, in the unlikely event that we do have to evacuate the aircraft, you'll be sure of your final answer."

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  • brianw999
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    There was a KLM pilot on the Jeddah - London route who, on landing at Heathrow came over the PA with "Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Heathrow...for the expat workers on board, welcome back to the 20th century".

    Rumour has it that his career with KLM didn't last a lot longer.

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  • Deadstick
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    I had a really rude American FA with "Oh Miss" on her name tag. I had another beyond rude FA that bitched me out for asking for wine because I was in the last row and she had to walk all the way to the forward galley to get it (after pitching it on the PA.)

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