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    Why do men die first?

    This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation:

    If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay .. this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you .. its equal opportunity.

    If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive b*st*rd. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.

    If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favour. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.

    If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't .. you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache .. she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her any more. If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else.

    Q Why do men die first?
    A Because they want to.
    Last edited by HB-IHC; 2010-02-25, 10:52.



    All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last (Marcel Proust)


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    ...and then there's the questions that no man ever wants to hear, even less, wants to answer....



    "How do I look in this dress?"

    or

    "Does my Bum look big in this?"


    Any answer to those two defines the term "No Win Situation"
    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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    • #3
      Originally posted by brianw999 View Post


      ...and then there's the questions that no man ever wants to hear, even less, wants to answer....



      "How do I look in this dress?"

      or

      "Does my Bum look big in this?"


      Any answer to those two defines the term "No Win Situation"

      "No win situation"... isn't that a term that forms the etymology for the word "marriage"?




      This thought was brought to you by: pleasant pedantic pluckers plucking pedestrian pheasant pluckers
      Last edited by HB-IHC; 2010-02-25, 14:41.



      All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last (Marcel Proust)

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      • #4
        Q. How do you stop a nymphomaniac from continually bonking you ?




        A. Marry her !
        If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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        • #5
          We die first because it stops the nagging.

          Originally posted by brianw999 View Post
          "Does my Bum look big in this?"
          Q: "Do these jeans make me look fat?"
          A: "No honey, the jeans don't make you look fat, its all the Ben & Jerry's you eat straight out of the carton that makes you look..." **Thwack!** "Ow, that hurt!"
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          • #6
            Ahhh...Clearly many married men on this forum...

            Q. How long does it that for a man to understand women?






            A. Nobody knows...

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            • #7
              When you the priest says" Until death do you part", that becomes a goal!!!!!!
              Who's on first?..........

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              • #8
                Originally posted by sdcards
                Its natural that womens are much more than the men, How could some one say that whats the reason behind this.
                How?... because some one (sic) has a sense of humour.
                Last edited by DAL767-400ER; 2010-03-01, 18:20. Reason: Referenced post deleted.



                All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last (Marcel Proust)

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