A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.'fficeffice" />>>

The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?' >>

The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.' >>

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?' >>

The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me,what should I do?' >>

The Rabbi then offers, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.' >>

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?' >>

The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, 'Take the poison'>>