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    * A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
    * Granny replies, f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!

    * Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
    * Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
    * Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
    * Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
    * Billy says, ' Wimbledon .'

    * A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband, I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'
    * He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect..'

    * Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
    * Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!

    * An elderly couple is attending Mass.
    * About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
    * He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

  • #2
    pretty good. I really like the joke about love juice.....
    August 29th will be the worst day of the year.


    • #3
      Your hilarious Brian.
      Who's on first?..........