Which is worse?

[AIRLNRGUY]

Post these here in this thread, then I'll choose a few of the best and make a poll of which y'all:

Here's mine:

Having your eyeballs scooped out with a spoon

or

Having a paper cut every hour of every day, the rest of your life.

[Airigami]

Solitary confinement. Definitely.

OK, maybe not as gory as you were looking for, but...

[ATLcenter]

Which is worse:

pooping in a grass field and telling your friends you found dog crap

or

pooping in your pants and telling your friends its a new fragrence by Glade


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Never being able to fly again

or

Knowing you are flying for the last time in your life?

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Having Klinefelter's Syndrome

or

Having AIDS?

I understand that's a touchy one, but I am curious to know the results; I have to write a paper on Klinefelter's Syndrome...

[AIRLNRGUY]

Solitary confinement. Definitely.

OK, maybe not as gory as you were looking for, but...

Compared to...?

I'll explain more, make up 2 things that sound bad, and if you had to have one done/happen to you, which one wouldn't you choose, thus the name, which is worse.

[AIRLNRGUY]

finding out you pooped the bed

or

finding out your husband/wife pooped the bed and you rolled in it.


Here is one that is less disgusting:


Getting on an elevator with all 20 buttons pushed

or

getting stuck in a traffic jam


And one more...


Using a your own sock to wipe at a public bathroom

or

Using your hand to wipe at a public bathroom

or

Using your sleeve to wipe at a public bathroom

[ROS1969]

Whoever the fellow was who suggested solitary confinement has a good point. Solitary will slowly but surely drive you insane. A very effective torture method.

If you have ever seen the movie Shawshank Redemption, you know what I'm talking about. The main charactor is given 30 days in the hole-no human contact for an entire month.

Or, Tom hanks in Cast Away. Most people would have jumped off that cliff after 4 years of being stranded on that island. BTW, was that an A300 or a MD-11 (Fed Ex) that Hanks ditches into the Pacific?

[Braniffnut]

This idiotic thread

Thomas

[AIRLNRGUY]

This idiotic thread

Thomas

Well, you are part of it now. I intended for it to be fun, but some people just can't have any fun, because they go and ruin threads like this.

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ROS1969,

I just finished watching Cast Away, and I'm pretty sure its the A300/A310 series of aircraft. I didn't get the side profile, so I couldn't differentiate between the two.

-Pete

[Airigami]

Solitary confinement. Definitely.

OK, maybe not as gory as you were looking for, but...

Compared to...?

I'll explain more, make up 2 things that sound bad, and if you had to have one done/happen to you, which one wouldn't you choose, thus the name, which is worse.

My bad.

Solitary confinement in a prison

OR

Being left on your own on a desert island

[MauwieAir]

this is a really good topic!!!!!

[SammyTheG]

Reading this thread?

Or going back to the paper I have to type?

[Ilbap]

Every day patronising (American ) tourists asking me things like "Is this the right terminal for international flights. To America?" while talking very slowly.

Or the same people asking if this is the right terminal for "British Air".

BTW I work somewhere at Gatwick Airport.

[indian airlines]

Being blind

OR

Being deaf and dumb.

I would pick deaf and dumb over blind anyday.

Tanuj.