Old is ?...I can relate to this !!

[brianw999]

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!"


"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.


"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.



"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by.... The doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.


"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to wee

[AirRabbit]

For me, getting old isn't really a problem ... except for the fact that my memory's not as sharp as it used to be, and the fact that my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

[Horscht]

My memory is the second thing I lost.

[Petertenthije]

OLD IS, not being able to follow what you're typing unless you use a fontsize six or higher.

[BoeingKing77]

My memory is the second thing I lost.

how old r u??

[brianw999]

You know how sometimes when you're having a bad day at work you say to people "Sod this, I'm beginning to lose the will to live right now" ?

Well, it happened again last night....and a mate of mine told me how he deals with it.

....he leaves his "will to live" at home when he goes to work. Apparantly it saves time later !!

[Horscht]

how old r u??

12.

[LH-B744]

how old r u??

If your question is about my age, then I have to confess: 32. And I don't know Brian's age, but maybe he's as old as my father.
My father's problem was not his brain, but his eyes.
I have never worn glasses, because a doctor stated that I don't need glasses.
So I found it even more shocking when I heared that my father's eyes were so bad that he even could not read the computer screen with strong glasses.
And he did not get new glasses. He died in December 2009.

So one result could be: make sure that your health is as good as you need it, eyes, ears, heart etc etc. And you will survive.

[Rtyrpics]

Another classic from Brian.... I have it all to look forwatd to in about 40 years...

[BoeingKing77]

12.

cool im 12 too

If your question is about my age, then I have to confess: 32. And I don't know Brian's age, but maybe he's as old as my father.
My father's problem was not his brain, but his eyes.
I have never worn glasses, because a doctor stated that I don't need glasses.
So I found it even more shocking when I heared that my father's eyes were so bad that he even could not read the computer screen with strong glasses.
And he did not get new glasses. He died in December 2009.

So one result could be: make sure that your health is as good as you need it, eyes, ears, heart etc etc. And you will survive.

no I was talking to Horscht but thats so sad about your dad if its okay with you can I ask what happened??

[KMRY_Executive]

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"Old" is when... you forget you're a man.

[HB-IHC]

I'm deeply upset by the old fascist tones on this thread....

oooeer... that's meant to read "old fartist" tones...

... now where did I leave my bi-focals?