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    I met a genie today who granted me one wish.
    "I want to live forever," I said.
    "Sorry," said the genie, but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.
    "Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England win the world cup."
    "You crafty b****d!" said the genie.



    All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last (Marcel Proust)


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    Not bad! Not bad!
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    • #3
      I expected you where just gonna post a picture of the English team, but this is even better.
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      Don't make me use uppercase...

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      • #4
        News Flash. Heathrow airport has just reopened after a shower of sh*t fell out of a cloud from South Africa


        I have 21 one jokes for you. >>>>they have not landed at Heathrow yet

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        • #5
          A class of schoolkids were asked the other day to describe what their dads did for a living.
          All went well until it came to little Johnny who said....

          "My dad dances naked in a gay nightclub and sometimes takes men to a hotel for a night of gay sex in exchange for money"

          Once his teacher stopped choking she dismissed tha class except for Johnny and asked him what that was all about.

          Johnny said .... "Well, actually my dad plays football for England....but I was too ashamed to admit it" !!!
          If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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          • #6
            I hate brad lidge!!!
            August 29th will be the worst day of the year.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BoeingKing77 View Post
              I hate brad lidge!!!
              He's my cousin.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by brianw999 View Post
                A class of schoolkids were asked the other day to describe what their dads did for a living.
                All went well until it came to little Johnny who said....

                "My dad dances naked in a gay nightclub and sometimes takes men to a hotel for a night of gay sex in exchange for money"

                Once his teacher stopped choking she dismissed tha class except for Johnny and asked him what that was all about.

                Johnny said .... "Well, actually my dad plays football for England....but I was too ashamed to admit it" !!!
                Also known in Germany, when Juergen Klinsmann coached Bayern Muenchen.


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                • #9
                  Originally posted by z740 View Post
                  He's my cousin.
                  Yeah,and Im George Bush
                  August 29th will be the worst day of the year.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by BoeingKing77 View Post
                    Yeah,and Im George Bush

                    - Hey BK,
                    Whose Brad Lidge when he's at home?
                    And why do you Hate him? Strong words mate...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Luka View Post
                      - Hey BK,
                      Whose Brad Lidge when he's at home?
                      And why do you Hate him? Strong words mate...
                      I know where that "when he's at home" comment comes from. I wonder who else does?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BoeingKing77 View Post
                        Yeah,and Im George Bush
                        ...would not surprise me one bit to be perfectly honest.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Luka View Post
                          - Hey BK,
                          Whose Brad Lidge when he's at home?
                          And why do you Hate him? Strong words mate...
                          A bit of Googling shows Brad Lidge to be a baseball player. (a bit like the British game called rounders but with more hoohah and money !!)

                          Quite what that has to do with the world cup though ?????
                          If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by brianw999 View Post
                            A bit of Googling shows Brad Lidge to be a baseball player. (a bit like the British game called rounders but with more hoohah and money !!)

                            Quite what that has to do with the world cup though ?????
                            Closest relationship I can conjure up is the fact that they are both played with a round object commonly referred to as a ball...that's about as far as the relationship goes I'm afraid.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by z740 View Post
                              Closest relationship I can conjure up is the fact that they are both played with a round object commonly referred to as a ball...that's about as far as the relationship goes I'm afraid.
                              ... and I is goin' to conjure up summink else:

                              Eyes of newts and legs of fleas
                              WC = World Ceries

                              Magic!.. problem solved, we are enlightened


                              Originally posted by Deadstick View Post
                              I know where that "when he's at home" comment comes from. I wonder who else does?
                              Lemme guess... he's a transvestite "when he's at home"?


                              Originally posted by brianw999 View Post
                              A class of schoolkids were asked the other day to describe what their dads did for a living.
                              All went well until it came to little Johnny who said....
                              "My dad dances naked in a gay nightclub and sometimes takes men to a hotel for a night of gay sex in exchange for money"
                              Once his teacher stopped choking she dismissed tha class except for Johnny and asked him what that was all about.
                              Johnny said .... "Well, actually my dad plays football for England....but I was too ashamed to admit it" !!!
                              ... got this in a recent e-mail too... and thought you'd like that one Brian
                              Last edited by HB-IHC; 2010-08-03, 22:41.



                              All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last (Marcel Proust)

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