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    I opened my IE and my homepage is MSN. There was a headline that gave me an idea for a topic. Post headlines where your reaction to it is, "Well, duh!"

    I saw "Study: 'Ecstasy' can kill"

    My reaction, "Well, duh!"

  • #2
    I did a quick internet search and came up with...

    Infertility unlikely to be passed on
    Montgomery Advertiser, May 11

    Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
    Cornell Daily Sun, December 7

    Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
    The New York Times, November 22

    Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
    The Los Angeles Times, November 2

    `Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
    Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30

    Alcohol ads promote drinking
    The Hartford Courant, November 18

    Malls try to attract shoppers
    The Baltimore Sun, October 22

    Official: Only rain will cure drought
    The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

    Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
    The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

    Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
    Newsday, July 11

    Man shoots neighbor with machete
    The Miami Herald, July 3

    Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes
    The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30

    Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows
    The New York Times, March 10

    Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
    The Los Angeles Times, March 2

    Scientists see quakes in L.A. future
    The Oregonian, January 28

    Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning
    The Buffalo News, February 26

    Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold
    Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26

    Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer
    Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25

    Economist uses theory to explain economy
    Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8

    Bible church's focus is the Bible
    Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3

    Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons
    Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6

    Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity
    The Chicago Tribune, March 5

    Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
    Journal of Commerce, April 20

    Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person
    The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2

    Lack of brains hinders research
    The Columbus Dispatch, April 16

    Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism
    Accusing some of her male colleagues of sexism, Los Angeles Councilwoman Laura Chick lashed out at City Hall of Thursday as [sic] the ``most sexist good-old-boys work environment that I've ever been in.''...
    The Los Angeles Times, June 23

    Cement Supplies seen as adequate
    The Bangkok Post, January 28

    How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart
    Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5

    Fish lurk in streams
    Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29


    • #3
      Ryan Richter has computer problems.
      JP.Net Today



      • #4
        Here is one I just found,

        "Law passed to make public suicides illegal."

        So what, if the person is dead, then can they still prosecute him?