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Oy gevalt - Mrs Cohen

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  • Oy gevalt - Mrs Cohen

    A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his motorcycle fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said that as he didn't live far, he would just walk home.

    On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store / livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store, he now had a problem : how to carry all of his purchases home.

    While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old Jewish lady named Mrs. Cohen, who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

    The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot"

    Mrs. Cohen suggested, "Vy don you put de anvil in de bocket, shlep de bocket mit eine hant, put a chicken under each arm an carry de goose in your odder hant?"

    “Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

    On the way he said "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.."

    Mrs. Cohen looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely vidow vitout ein husband to defend me. How do I know that ven ve get in de alley you vont holt me up against the vall, pull up mein skoirt, unt rhavish me?"

    The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

    Mrs. Cohen replied, "Put the goose down, kover him mit de bocket, put de anvil on top of de bocket, an I'll hold de chickens."

  • #2
    Sounds like shes asking for it...
    August 29th will be the worst day of the year.


    • #3
      If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !