One day, two buddies were going to one of the buddies house, and that person is married. So, when they were close to the house, the husband says to his buddy " I think my wife is cheatin on me. Zoom in on your scope and see if shes in the bedroom." So the buddy does, and exclaims " Oh my god she is cheating on you!!" So the guy thinks for a little while, and then says "Well, shoot her in the head and shoot him in the weiner." The buddy looks back into his scope and says "I can get that in one shot." ROFL