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    The United States Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada , known simply as ‘Area 51’.

    One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this ‘secret’ base. The aircraft was immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated.

    The pilot’s story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel.
    The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

    By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn’t a spy.

    They re-fuelled his airplane, threatened him that if he lands again he would spend the rest of his life in prison and let him go.

    The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel, the same Cessna landed at the base again.

    Naturally the MPs surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the Cessna.

    The same pilot jumped out and said, “Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!”
    “The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.”


  • #2
    August 29th will be the worst day of the year.


    • #3

      Very good.


      • #4
        A Sad Marriage

        How tragic to have a suspicious partner whose angry mistust one must risk life imprisonment to pacify. Such a thing would never happen to a Muslim pilot. I heard Mr Obama is believed by some to have originated from Area 51. This is not mentioned in 'The Roswell Incident' so far as I know, but people I've spoken to believe he has been sent by, or is a member of, a race of extremely advanced alien species, whose chosen vocation it is to bring global harmony and peace through multiculturalism and globalisation.


        • #5
          ^ You know its fake, right? Right???
          August 29th will be the worst day of the year.


          • #6
            Originally posted by BoeingKing77 View Post
            ^ You know its fake, right? Right???
            ^ You know what sarcasm is, right? Right???


            • #7
              ^ You sure it was sarcasm?
              August 29th will be the worst day of the year.