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    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic bin bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in


    a while a 20 fell out onto the pavement.


    Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are 20 notes falling out of that bag."


    "Oh, blast it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.. Thanks for telling me officer."


    Well, now, not so fast," said the PC. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"


    "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back garden is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?


    So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my secateurs. Every time some guy sticks his willie through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., Mister! Give me 20 or off it comes.'


    "Well, that seems only fair," said the Officer laughing. "OK. Good luck!


    Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"




    "Not everybody pays."
    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !


  • #2
    The last line is a killer after reading this! Hahaha hilarious!
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    • #3
      I'm thinking about what might be in the other bag?
      When I find out, I let you know!

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