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  • AIRLNRGUY
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    How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?














    A: Open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
    Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?














    A: Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.



    Q: All the animals are at an animal meeting in tthe jungle, but for some reason, one of the animals didn't show up, which one?














    A: The elephant, he is in the refrigerator.

    Q: You have to cross a river that has no bridge, but it is infested with crocodiles, how do you get across?














    A: You swim, the crocodiles are at the animal meeting.

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  • SWA733Captain
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    That was pretty good Ryan, got any more??

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  • ATLcenter
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    Haha, that was a good one....

    I got through all of them, though I had to think a bit about the fourth one, since I read it pretty fast the first time...let's see how my friends fare on this...

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  • Airigami
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    He said "IF" making it hypothetical, not factual.
    Jeff, I can read. I was just making a technical, anally-retentive point. I didn't say he was wrong at all, I just merely pointed out that it would be 1/2 degree per minute in the real world.

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  • JeffinDEN
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    He said "IF" making it hypothetical, not factual.

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  • Airigami
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    Actually, to be really technical, if I'm not mistaken, an hour hand actually moves 30 degrees each hour, therefore 1/2 degree per minute.

    That is, of course, not meant to detract from the humour of it, though.

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  • JeffinDEN
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    Hey thanks! I just printed those for my 5 year old to take to pre-school!

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  • AIRLNRGUY
    started a topic Brain test

    Brain test

    1. What do you put in a toaster? Scroll down.
















    Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.


    2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
















    Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World." If you said, "water" then proceed to question 3.


    3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

















    Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.


    4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
















    Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.


    5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
















    Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.


    6. Without using a calculator-You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
















    Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!
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