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The priest in a small catholic village had a rooster and ten hens which he kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before Mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.
During Mass, he asked the congregation
'Has anybody got a cock? '
All the men stood up.
'No, no, 'he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock? '
All the women stood up.
'No, no, 'he said,' that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?
Half the women stood up.
'No, no, 'he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.Has anybody seen MY cock?
Sixteen altar boys, two priests, four Nuns and a goat stood up.
All about Condoms.....
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!!
A man walks into the Chemists, with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of
3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one
For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
Asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO
For Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied.
"Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March......."
One Sunday morning, before Mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.
During Mass, he asked the congregation
'Has anybody got a cock? '
All the men stood up.
'No, no, 'he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock? '
All the women stood up.
'No, no, 'he said,' that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?
Half the women stood up.
'No, no, 'he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.Has anybody seen MY cock?
Sixteen altar boys, two priests, four Nuns and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.
......................................................................All about Condoms.....
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!!
A man walks into the Chemists, with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of
3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one
For Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
Asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO
For Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied.
"Those are for married men, son. One for January, one for February, one for March......."
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