Caption Competition....

[DJR107]

"Dearie! Look what just fell out me bum!"

[brianw999]

Footie? I don't give a figs fandango about grown men playing footsies but now you tell that over squeezed brat with the bad hair piece Vladimir Andofknots or whatever it is that if he does to Jensen what he did to all of the other cars he managed to bugger up, he will be soiling one of the last mementos of what we did best and that was was cars. Large cars and small cars fast, and with tradition. Do you know how many British cattle made the ultimate sacrifice for our Royal arses to rest upon? How many children were conceived, bar sinister or legtitimate upon those hides? Why Sir Winston himself was ... well I digress but Siberia will look like a tropical paradise if he survives 20 to life on Mann listening to endless loops of the Bee-Gees on a scratchy old 8 track. And do give my best wishes to his father. With any luck his bail may be delayed a wee bit more so they can spend it together.

I don't know what you're on mate ???

....but can I have some please ?

[guamainiac]

Footie? I don't give a figs fandango about grown men playing footsies but now you tell that over squeezed brat with the bad hair piece Vladimir Andofknots or whatever it is that if he does to Jensen what he did to all of the other cars he managed to bugger up, he will be soiling one of the last mementos of what we did best and that was was cars. Large cars and small cars fast, and with tradition. Do you know how many British cattle made the ultimate sacrifice for our Royal arses to rest upon? How many children were conceived, bar sinister or legtitimate upon those hides? Why Sir Winston himself was ... well I digress but Siberia will look like a tropical paradise if he survives 20 to life on Mann listening to endless loops of the Bee-Gees on a scratchy old 8 track. And do give my best wishes to his father. With any luck his bail may be delayed a wee bit more so they can spend it together.

[guamainiac]

"Take it back and say it loud enough for all of the guests to hear it" ..

I was just kidding, it was a joke, Camilla's face does NOT look like a horses with a shaved behind walking backwards.

And ... say it like you mean it and all that paparazzi hear it too. And "capping", my dear girl, you will learn what a proper capping is all about.

And you are stupid enough to ask if I have a "proper permit" for this thing? Permits my dear are like taxes, only "little people" get permits and pay taxes. What by jingo is this educational system coming to and all the while Her Highness is kintting new booties for the Yorkies? Pity indeed!

[JJR]

"Who's shooting who, papa-fu@&ing-Razzi?"

[darrenvox]

camila the new age gangster

[mzk49o1]

"Hello China, hand over the tea."

"...yes, all of it."

[Simpleboy]

"I'll show those teenagers how to be a real gangster!"

Or

"I'm sick of hearing about how the Royal Family isnt important these days, now DO AS I SAY!"

Or

"My my, look what we have here."

[brianw999]

As my wife doesn't have an account here I'll give you her answer...

"Charles regretted taking his dog out for a walk in public"

[TAP-A343]

"Who has just said I was ugly?!"

[rmk2112]

"Well I warned Charlie, I said if the ol' girl wouldn't abdicate quietly, then she had to go..."

"OK, i'll ask you again... Is my ass finer than Diana's?

"Future Queen shows the common touch as she raps with a bunch of South London teenagers in the only language they seem to understand"

"Pink Floyd guitarists son regrets repeating his car-jacking antics"

[J.Louwen]

I would go for: "Can I really force Charles (with this thing) to do what I want him to do?"

[brianw999]

What is Camilla saying ? (for those who don't know, Camilla is Prince Charles' wife)

I'll start with "You wear the same colour as me again and I'll blow yer' fookin' brains out !"