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    I see that nightclubs have developed a politically correct attitude to who they let in these days. I was waiting to get into one when an American, Irishman, Welshman, Scot, Japanese, German, Frenchman, Australian and Italian went to go in.

    The doorman stopped them from getting in telling them they didn't have a Thai !

    Joke 2......

    A man passed out on Bondi beach in Sydney, Australia for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.
    He went to the hospital and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.
    With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
    The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?'
    The Doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.

    Joke 3.....

    A guy goes into the Houses of Parliament to apply for a job…
    The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
    He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
    “Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”
    “Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.”
    The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
    The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
    The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Disabled in your country’s service! Well that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”
    The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 AM?”
    “This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.
    Last edited by brianw999; 2015-11-16, 14:04.
    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !

  • #2
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    • #3

      Better be in stone age than in no age


      • #4
        I love jokes thread! And I have one to share:
        A university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.
        However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said:
        'A swan shan't be friends with a pig.'
        'Then I shall fly on,' answered the student with a smile.
        The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student at the exams.
        At the oral exam, he gave the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question:
        'You're walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?'
        'The gold.'
        'Unfortunately, I don't agree. I'd choose cleverness, because that's more important than money.'
        'Everyone would choose what they don't have,' says the student.
        The teacher turns red, and he's so angry he writes "ass" on the student's paper. The student leaves without looking at the paper. However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper and says:
        'Excuse me sir, you did sign my paper, but you forgot to give my grade!'
        Bar stool has become positively ubiquitous and for good reason. They allow family, friends and even strangers to join us in the kitchen. Every school night, my sons did their homework sitting on a bar chair at our counter, where they could finagle help whether it was needed or not. Many a night, dear friends would perch on those same stools, keeping us company while we cooked or celebrating together after a touchdown.