Conspiracy Theories......Whats your take on them?

[G-MIDY]

If Bush did conspire to destroy the wtc and pentagon to boost the economy he made a big mistake were airlines are concerned. UA and US Airways already going down the pan and loss of business from Sabena.

[GLB]

Conspiracy theories

So... how ya doin', Lee Harvey? Long time, no see!!

I'm taking care of business Elvis, just like you instructed me to do!

[Triton1831]

Re: Conspiracy Theories

oh dudes, last night I was sniffing chemtrails and lost my
pet Chupacabra! The last thing that I remember was partying
with these 5999 year old fossils and being told that I was
going to hell in a black helicopter if I continued to dip into
Pres. Bush' stash of chemtrail mix that they had given him
on his most recent visit to Area 51! These dudes were
so whacked man, they were trying to tell me that Saddam
Hussein was alive and hiding out on their mothership.

I hope they didn't eat my precious pet! I do remember them
saying that all fossils from Gidea (the planet where bibles
are made) are carniverous!

So... how ya doin', Lee Harvey? Long time, no see!!
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GRANNY MILF

[GLB]

Conspiracy Theories

oh dudes, last night I was sniffing chemtrails and lost my
pet Chupacabra! The last thing that I remember was partying
with these 5999 year old fossils and being told that I was
going to hell in a black helicopter if I continued to dip into
Pres. Bush' stash of chemtrail mix that they had given him
on his most recent visit to Area 51! These dudes were
so whacked man, they were trying to tell me that Saddam
Hussein was alive and hiding out on their mothership.

I hope they didn't eat my precious pet! I do remember them
saying that all fossils from Gidea (the planet where bibles
are made) are carniverous!

[CheckSix]

-Pearl Harbor

[DAL767-400ER]

Conspiracy Theories......Whats your take on them?

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There were no planes, they were digitally altered into pictures and videos

LOL...tell me then, what do they think happened to the two 110-story towers that used to be in NYC?

That's theory #6: The towers were blown up from inside.
#7: A cruise missile hit the Pentagon.
#8: It was all a plane by the Bush administration to power up the economy.
You know, all these theories are so ridiculous, in my school we started to think up conspiracy theories of our own, like this one:
Hitler didn't want to start WWII, it was all a plan of F.D. Roosevelt to help the struggling economy

or

The TU-144 was shot down at Le Bourget because Aerospatiale had found out that AF and BA were going for the Concordski.

Both these theories are stupid, we know that, but judging from the results we had in school, we quickly learned how easy it is to think up bulls***.

[Flying High]

3) Creationists who believe the Earth is only 6000 years old, and that "God" placed the fossils in the Earth to test our faith. Or that the Devil did it to throw us off. Or that Republicans did it to designate the best oil-fields. Or Democrats did it to mark off lands to protect. Or.... well, you get the picture. They're clueless.

I believe in creation, and I take offense to the above statement. You make it seem that everyone who believes that there is a god is a moron. Trust me, there are a lot more people who believe in creation (Christians, Muslims) than there are who don't believe in it. And no, we are not clueless. Get a life and stop putting down other people's beliefs...

I believe in God, but I don't believe in creation!!!

I'm a Darwinian evolutionist.

So, how can I reconcile faith in God and evolution???

I say: "The beginning of life couldn't be a random event, there was an event powerful enough for that combination of molecule to reproduce itself and thus create life. That something is God.

[herpa2003]

There were no planes, they were digitally altered into pictures and videos

LOL...tell me then, what do they think happened to the two 110-story towers that used to be in NYC?

[aloges]

I particularly like the theory that states Paul McCartney died in the early sixties... only to be replaced by someone else. While it sounds fairly provable, I just don't buy it.

Oh, and yes, CHEMTRAILS!!!

[DAL767-400ER]

Conspiracy Theories......Whats your take on them?

Here in Germany, newsmagazin "Der Spiegel" or maybe "Stern" had an interesting article about conspiracy theories about 9-11. Some of them are:
1. It was all a plan of the MOSSAD
2. There were not terrorist pilots, the planes were remote controlled
3. There were no planes, they were digitally altered into pictures and videos
4. UA 93 didn't crash in PA because there were no "airplane-like looking parts"
5. Same for the plane that hit the Pentagon.

These are 5 of the "theories" in the article. There were several more, but I can't remember them right now. I'll try if I can find the magazine and maybe post the other theories tomorrow so you'll have another good laugh than.

p.s. Personally I think these theories are just a huge bunch of smelling bulls***.

[herpa2003]

3) Creationists who believe the Earth is only 6000 years old, and that "God" placed the fossils in the Earth to test our faith. Or that the Devil did it to throw us off. Or that Republicans did it to designate the best oil-fields. Or Democrats did it to mark off lands to protect. Or.... well, you get the picture. They're clueless.

I believe in creation, and I take offense to the above statement. You make it seem that everyone who believes that there is a god is a moron. Trust me, there are a lot more people who believe in creation (Christians, Muslims) than there are who don't believe in it. And no, we are not clueless. Get a life and stop putting down other people's beliefs...

[wj_737_200]

While on my daily visit to the www.snopes.com message boards I found a "conspiracy" that would make Beavis and Butthead look like they belonged to MENSA. Okay the wackjob claimed that Kurt Cobain (nirvana's vocalist) is alive and well and now is...........Rivers Cumo(weezers vocalist). It's too funny to resist. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/ This is actually an interesting site (kind of conspiracies involving area 51) theres also aircraft projects on that site. Another theory I find weird yet theres been pictures of it, is the whole Denver airport is controlled by Masons thing. Heres the site for the Denver airport conspiracy http://www.geocities.com/Baja/5692/ creepy but it is somewhat valid considering the evidence the guy presents.

On a final note the way I look at it is.......if your looking for a conspiracy in ANYthing your going to find it.

[Triton1831]

My favorite conspiracy theories of the moment:

1) Black Helicopters. These are usually said to be carrying UN soldiers -- typically Chinese, for some reason -- to undisclosed, Top-Secret locations throughout the USA so as to prepare this nation for a takeover by the One-World-Government. People who believe this are f'ing hilarious to talk to, are usually found in truck-stops, and wear NASCAR baseball caps (usually with a #3, for some retard who got himself killed.)

2) The "Star-Gate" located near Baghdad, which allows interstellar travel between worlds. Supposedly the entire US-Iraq war was fought for control of this portal. (Man -- who knew Bush was so smart??) Believed by New-Agers and those who want to freeze their heads after death. I wish they'd freeze their heads before death.

3) Creationists who believe the Earth is only 6000 years old, and that "God" placed the fossils in the Earth to test our faith. Or that the Devil did it to throw us off. Or that Republicans did it to designate the best oil-fields. Or Democrats did it to mark off lands to protect. Or.... well, you get the picture. They're clueless.
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Pissing teen

Here's my ranking or conspiracy theorists (in order from believable to pretty f'ing nutcases):

1. JFK Assassination. There are still a lot of unanswered questions and to many inconsistancies in this event to make one truly believe what the "official" findings state.

2. 9/11 Conspiracy. There are things that are being left out in what the government is telling us about 9/11, all in the name of National Security. I guess that the reason being, much like in the JFK assassination, there are some major failings inside the government that would prove embarassing to the government.

3. Bermuda Triangle. Some of these folks can border on nutjobs, like those that say that the phenomenon that occur in that area are related to advanced weapons that were developed on Atlantis with the help of aliens.

2. Chemtrails. Just plain stupid. Aerial dispersal of chemicals is not very affective from high altitude. And plus, if the gov't was chemically controlling us, don't you think they'd put it into foods and drinks, not by spraying the sky?

1. UFOs. What a bunch of morons. Why is it that most of the so-called UFO abductees some of the most uneducated people? As the old Jeff Foxworthy joke goes: "If you are limited to three calls a week to the UFO Hotline, you might be a Redneck." And of all the places in the universe, why choose our planet? I'm sure if there is life elsewhere in the universe, they would have to be pretty dumb compared to us here on Earth in order for UFOs wanting to come to our planet.

[Katamarino]

They seem to have forgotten to include the security camera pictures that clearly show the plane!