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I got an elf for Christmas.
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"You can run but you'll die tired."
Semper Fidelis
United States Marine Corp !
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Congrats... Thats the kind of gift people need to be telling the world about.
It sounds like the perfect gay sex toy for you.
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Originally posted by DeltaASA16Congrats... Thats the kind of gift people need to be telling the world about.
It sounds like the perfect gay sex toy for you.
DeltaASA16
Gay sex toy? Oh, you must have me confused. It wouldn't be a gay sex toy because I'm male. You must have thought I was a female.
Anyway, here's a picture I took of her in the shower a few minutes ago.
"You can run but you'll die tired."
Semper Fidelis
United States Marine Corp !
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Oh.. I see.. you were given a gnome for xmas to help compensate for the fact that you can't get a real girl.
I should have known... My bad man.. Have fun with your... lawn ornament
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We're in the US here...screw censorship!
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Originally posted by SWA733CaptainWe're in the US here...screw censorship!
That's not cool man. What you've never seen a girl with yellow smiley face's for breasts?
Don't make fun of the way her boobs look, she can't help it."You can run but you'll die tired."
Semper Fidelis
United States Marine Corp !
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Well, at least Santa isn't sleeping in MY bed tonight. **cough cough DeltaASA16 cough cough**Originally posted by DeltaASA16Oh.. I see.. you were given a gnome for xmas to help compensate for the fact that you can't get a real girl.
Originally posted by DeltaASA16
Have fun with your... lawn ornament
Lawn ornament or not you can't honestly tell me that you wouldn't want her in your stocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You can run but you'll die tired."
Semper Fidelis
United States Marine Corp !
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It's an obvious photoshop. Why else would the smilies be the only two dimensional thing in the photo?
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Cool! Give me some boobs of picture from girlComment
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Huh?Originally posted by pbateson
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OK, so I made the part up about her boobs looking like smiley faces.Originally posted by SWA733CaptainIt's an obvious photoshop. Why else would the smilies be the only two dimensional thing in the photo?
BUT the ears are real damnitt!"You can run but you'll die tired."
Semper Fidelis
United States Marine Corp !
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Sh*t...i didn't even notice that until you mentioned it
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I second that.Originally posted by SWA733CaptainHuh?Originally posted by pbateson"You can run but you'll die tired."
Semper Fidelis
United States Marine Corp !
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Give me some boobs picture of girl
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[/quote]Originally posted by Boeing752RWell, at least Santa isn't sleeping in MY bed tonight. **cough cough DeltaASA16 cough cough**Originally posted by DeltaASA16Oh.. I see.. you were given a gnome for xmas to help compensate for the fact that you can't get a real girl.
I dont know what your talkin about.. Santa doesnt even exist.
You're cute little try to humiliate me was more pathetic than scotts worthless stabs and jabs at wittiness.. 
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