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  • Time for a joke... or 2 or 3....

    add one if 'ya got one....

    Skinny Dipping

    One day there were two boys playing by a stream.
    One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long.
    The other boy went over to the bush and looked.
    The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam.
    All of a sudden the second boy took off running.

    The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend.
    Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away.
    The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."


  • #2
    no one has a joke?

    No wonder everyone is so damn grumpy.


    • #3
      that will work!



      • #4
        Yeah from the gr8 Peter Kay Kev


        • #5
          How does Bob Marley have his donuts? You'll know this one Kev!


          • #6
            three girlfriends are sitting aroung talking about their boyfriends, all of whom happen to be named "randy". since they're getting a little confused about which randy is which, they decide to give each of their boyfriends nicknames, and name them after soda-pops.

            "i'll call my randy 'randy 7-up' because he's got seven inches and he's always 'up'!", says the first one.

            "i'll call my randy 'randy mountain dew' because my randy likes to mount 'n do it!", says the second one.

            the third girlfriend, trying to outdo the first two, thinks for a moment and says "i'll call my randy 'randy jack daniels'!"

            the other two exclaim "that's not a soda-pop, that's a hard liquor!"

            "that's my randy", says the third girlfriend.


            • #7
              Originally posted by G-DALE
              How does Bob Marley have his donuts? You'll know this one Kev!
              With Jam In!