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  • "Happy Butt."

    This lovely little girl was entering class for the first time.
    A friendly little boy said, "My name is David, what's yours?"
    "Happy Butt." she says.
    "Don't lie to me, that isn't your name! What is your name?"
    "Happy Butt." she says again.
    I'm going to tell the teacher on you for lying!" he shouts.
    He gets the teacher and says she is lying to him about her name
    "What is your name?" asks the teacher.
    "Happy Butt." says the little girl.
    No, no!" says the teacher. "What is your real name?"
    "Happy Butt." replies the little girl.
    Shame on you for lying." says the teacher. "You go straight to the principal's office right this minute!"
    "Why are you here?" asks the principal of the little girl.
    They think I'm lying when I tell them my name is Happy Butt." said the little girl.
    "Your name can't be Happy Butt." says the principal. "I'm going to call your mother right this minute and straighten this out. You mustn't lie to us about you're name."
    The principal calls the mother and says, "We have your little girl here and she keeps telling us her name is 'Happy Butt.'
    "Oh, that must be Gladys." says the mother.
    "Well, little girl, your mother says your name is Gladys." says the principal.

  • #2
    Jeff, I didn't get this one.
    "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

    -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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    • #3
      Re: Hi Cunt!

      Originally posted by bulb666
      Hi GrantT! You better start shutting the **** up or else I come after you next!
      Uh oh, i better start doing what the anonymous poster says!

      What exactly are you planning to achieve with this pointless rant?

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      • #4
        I got it Jeff! That's pretty good. I guess some people just can't appreciate a good pun like us.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by indian airlines
          Jeff, I didn't get this one.
          T, "Gladys" is pronounced GLAD ASS. Thus the little girl called her self...Happy Butt. :P :P

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JeffinDEN
            Originally posted by indian airlines
            Jeff, I didn't get this one.
            T, "Gladys" is pronounced GLAD ASS. Thus the little girl called her self...Happy Butt. :P :P
            Thanx! I guess it wasn't really helping that I had never heard that name pronounced any different than "Gladdis"!

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            • #7
              Re: Hi Cunt!

              Originally posted by GrantT
              What exactly are you planning to achieve with this pointless rant?
              Just ignore him Grant, he likes to drop in every once and a while on a new name reek havoc. Nothing unusual. His ip get's blocked and he's back to figuring out how to get into the forums. Month later he finds an answer and the whole cycle repeats.

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              • #8
                Re: Hi Cunt!

                Originally posted by SWA733Captain
                Just ignore him Grant
                Yeh after i saw him start posting about ten threads in each forum i thought that was probably a good time just to be quiet and wait for the moderators to come in.

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                • #9
                  Yeah, too bad i was sleeping. I always get a kick out of reading his lame attempts at insults

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                  • #10
                    Just pointless I'd say

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