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    This was actually posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humour.

    The company, of course, does not have a sense of humour-and made the web department take it down immediately.**************************************************************************


    Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

    1. [_] Mr.[_] Mrs.[_] Ms.[_] Miss[_] Lt. [_] Gen.[_] Comrade[_]Classified[_] Other
    First Name:.....................................................
    Initial: ........
    Last Name:.....................................................
    Password: .............................. (max 8 char)
    Code Name:......................................................
    Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ...............................

    2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
    [_] F-14 Tomcat
    [_] F-15 Eagle
    [_] F-16 Falcon
    [_] F-117A Stealth
    [_] Classified

    3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19....... / ....... /.......

    4. Serial Number:.................................................

    5. Please check where this product was purchased:
    [_] Received as gift / aid package
    [_] Catalog showroom
    [_] Independent arms broker
    [_] Mail order
    [_] Discount store
    [_] Government surplus
    [_] Classified

    6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
    [_] Heard loud noise, looked up
    [_] Store display
    [_] Espionage
    [_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
    [_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
    [_] Was attacked by one

    7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
    [_] Style / appearance
    [_] Speed / maneuverability
    [_] Price / value
    [_] Comfort / convenience
    [_] Kickback / bribe
    [_] Recommended by salesperson
    [_] McDonnell Douglas reputation
    [_] Advanced Weapons Systems
    [_] Backroom politics
    [_] Negative experience opposing one in combat

    8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
    [_] North America
    [_] Central / South America
    [_] Aircraft carrier
    [_] Europe
    [_] Middle East
    [_] Africa
    [_] Asia / Far East
    [_] Misc.. Third World countries
    [_] Classified

    9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:
    [_] Color TV
    [_] VCR
    [_] ICBM
    [_] Killer Satellite
    [_] CD Player
    [_] Air-to-Air Missiles
    [_] Space Shuttle
    [_] Home Computer
    [_] Nuclear Weapon

    10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply
    [_] Communist / Socialist
    [_] Terrorist
    [_] Crazed
    [_] Neutral
    [_] Democratic (or Republican)
    [_] Dictatorship
    [_] Corrupt
    [_] Primitive / Tribal

    11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
    [_] Deficit spending
    [_] Cash
    [_] Suitcases of cocaine
    [_] Oil revenues
    [_] Personal check
    [_] Credit card
    [_] Ransom money
    [_] Traveler's check

    12. Your occupation:
    [_] Homemaker
    [_] Sales / marketing
    [_] Revolutionary
    [_] Clerical
    [_] Mercenary
    [_] Tyrant
    [_] Middle management
    [_] Defense Minister / General
    [_] Retired
    [_] Student

    13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
    [_] Golf
    [_] Boating / sailing
    [_] Sabotage
    [_] Running / jogging
    [_] Propaganda / misinformation
    [_] Destabilization / overthrow
    [_] Default on loans
    [_] Gardening
    [_] Crafts
    [_] Black market / smuggling
    [_] Collectibles / collections
    [_] Watching sports on TV
    [_] Wines
    [_] Interrogation / torture
    [_] Household pets
    [_] Crushing rebellions
    [_] Espionage / reconnaissance
    [_] Fashion clothing
    [_] Border disputes
    [_] Mutually Assured Destruction

    Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.

    Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

    McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
    Marketing Department
    Military Aerospace Division
    P.O. Box 800, St. Louis, MO
    Happy Spotting

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    No matter what happens, I will allways support :


  • #2
    Old. Still pretty funny though.

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    • #3
      How long ago was that posted? Did McDonnell Douglas ever have a website (since they merged into Boeing 1997 did they have their own after that)? Anyway, its funny, but MD only maid the F-15 out of the ones on that list. Where on the site was it posted?

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      • #4
        To be honest I donīt know, I was looking at google and clikct on hunderds of links before getting this.

        Alex
        Happy Spotting

        My pictures on Jetphotos
        My pictures on Airliners

        No matter what happens, I will allways support :

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