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    Q/ You are a gorgeous blonde at a party where there are many men, one of whom is a helicopter pilot. How do you find out who it is ?




    A/ You don't. Sooner or later he'll find you and tell you !
    If it 'ain't broken........ Don't try to mend it !


  • #2
    Bah...chopper pilots aren't real pilots

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    • #3
      How can you tell the naked man in your back yard is a pilot?

      He'll have a short dik, a large watch, and will have stolen your copy of USA Today

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      • #4
        Originally posted by screaming_emu View Post
        Bah...chopper pilots aren't real pilots
        Tell that to this man:

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Bok269 View Post
          How can you tell the naked man in your back yard is a pilot?

          He'll have a short dik, a large watch, and will have stolen your copy of USA Today
          More like he'll have a large dick, a large watch, and will currently be nailing every woman in your household.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by screaming_emu View Post
            bah...chopper pilots aren't real pilots :-p
            ahem!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Bok269 View Post
              How can you tell the naked man in your back yard is a pilot?

              He'll have a short dik, a large watch, and will have stolen your copy of USA Today
              He will ask you to feed him too because they never bring their lunch either.

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              • #8
                Just call out, "Is that you, Joe?"
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Cam View Post
                  Just call out, "Is that you, Joe?"
                  In that case you could either:



                  ...Or just tell him there's Dutch girls in the next yard over, then he'll leave you alone.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by brianw999 View Post
                    Q/ You are a gorgeous blonde at a party where there are many men, one of whom is a helicopter pilot. How do you find out who it is ?




                    A/ You don't. Sooner or later he'll find you and tell you !
                    The old ones are the best even when reworded, my personal favourite is the good old:

                    A pilot walks into a bar carrying a shotgun in one hand, a bucket of shit in the other, and a cat sitting on his shoulder. He walks up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender proceeds to pour the man a drink. With that the man throws back his drink, cocks his shotgun, blows away the bucket of shit, scaring the cat off his shoulder, which he chases out of the bar never to return.
                    Five days later the captain returns; a shotgun in one hand, a bucket of shit in the other, and a cat upon his shoulder. He proceeds to walk up to the bar and orders himself a drink. The bartender, obviously annoyed at having to spend several hours cleaning up all the shit from his last visit, interrupted bitterly, "What the hell do you want?"
                    "I'd like a drink", responded the man.
                    "No way, not after your last escapade", snapped the bartender.
                    "But bartender, I'm in training", replied the man.
                    "Training! Training for what?", questioned the bartender.
                    "I'm training to be an airline pilot", responded the man.
                    "An airplane pilot?", questioned the bartender, "How does what you're doing train you for that?"
                    "Well", added the man, "I go on a trip, I do a little drinking, I shoot a little shit, I chase a little pussy, and then I take five days off!"
                    I'd Rather be flying!

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                    • #11
                      God, thats great!
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                      • #12
                        That's awesome hahahah

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                        • #13
                          Gees that is sooooo true!

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