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Superglue fascist! Superglue fascist! Superglue fascist!
Thought that'd get yer attention. Just been down the doctor's. Long story, so just steel yourself, pretend you enjoy written English and that you have a sense of humour even if Number Is Everything for you. So, where was I, yes, I was repairing the potato stomper which I got at Tesco's five years ago when banks were still honest. Ok, they weren't honest but everyone thought they were. Most folk think its called a potato masher, a thing with little holes that the potato is crushed and forced through when you STOMP it, but it isn't, its called a potato STOMPER, ok? But then, today, it was happily stomping potatoes when the metal plate with the little holes in came away from its plastic bracket. So I washed it and put it to drain dry and went and got a tube of superglue from the local hardware shop. Its OK, they know me in there. As I was fitting the little metal leg on the plate with little holes into the plastic bracket (becket?) a big glob of glue popped out and began to ooze down the...