Thought that'd get yer attention. Just been down the doctor's. Long story, so just steel yourself, pretend you enjoy written English and that you have a sense of humour even if Number Is Everything for you. So, where was I, yes, I was repairing the potato stomper which I got at Tesco's five years ago when banks were still honest. Ok, they weren't honest but everyone thought they were. Most folk think its called a potato masher, a thing with little holes that the potato is crushed and forced through when you STOMP it, but it isn't, its called a potato STOMPER, ok? But then, today, it was happily stomping potatoes when the metal plate with the little holes in came away from its plastic bracket. So I washed it and put it to drain dry and went and got a tube of superglue from the local hardware shop. Its OK, they know me in there. As I was fitting the little metal leg on the plate with little holes into the plastic bracket (becket?) a big glob of glue popped out and began to ooze down the...