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    How to land (tutorial)



    We must takeoff first. AF A321 at MAN ready to go on a VFR clearance.

    Once we haven taken off we must descend. Below is the proper technique for descent. Rember most passengers enjoy rollercoasters.




    Of course we should skip the complicated stuff like lining up and getting clearance and just skip to the happy crew crackign open a case of champagne to clebrate...wait the champagne was opened before departure! (That might explain it)





    On behalf our your Paris based flight crew I would like to be the first to welcome you to some field in the Greater Manchester Area. And rember Air France for all your travel needs in the future.

    Cheers,
    Greg
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    lol Greg
    "The Director also sets the record straight on what would happen if oxygen masks were to drop from the ceiling: The passengers freak out with abandon, instead of continuing to chat amiably, as though lunch were being served, like they do on those in-flight safety videos."

    -- The LA Times, in a review of 'Flightplan'

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    • #3
      LMFAO

      SO THATS HOW Air France planes get so dirty

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      • #4
        lol looks like half of my landings....
        George R. Widener
        Oshkosh, WI USA
        Aircraft Photos Here
        Railroad Pictures Here

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        • #5
          How to land (tutorial)

          hmm, I can do landings like that without champagne . Nice shots.

          -Colin

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          • #6
            You forgot all about all of the strikes that Air France is a part of. I always loved that line " Ladies and Gentlemen, we apoligise, but due to a recent strike we will not be able give you the usual servie that you are used to us giving."
            O'Hare - The Aviation God's greatest creation, or their greatest mistake? you be the judge!

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            • #7
              "Flaps 40, 3 green, all lights on...lookin good!"



              -Clov

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              • #8
                damn french! vent 280/9.
                Try to catch me flyin dirty...

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                • #9
                  Weird...the HSI says 279/17

                  Hey Mike...its not my fault I was in France when 2k2 came out!

                  -Clovis

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Leftseat86
                    Weird...the HSI says 279/17

                    Hey Mike...its not my fault I was in France when 2k2 came out!

                    -Clovis
                    yes it is. Noone goes to France and doesn't try his damnedest to get out again

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