A list of airliner nicknames -- extra submissions would be most welcome...
Airbus:
Airbust
Scarebus
A319:
Microbus
A320:
Chainsaw
DeathJet
MiniBus
NintendoJet
Toulouse Grasscutter
A380:
Double Decker Bus
Megabus
Armstong-Whitworth Argosy:
Whistling Wheelbarrow
Whistling Tit
BAC 111:
Pocket rocket
Boeing:
Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens
Bits Of Engine In Neighbors' Garden
Boeing 727:
Three Holer
Trimotor
Triple crome-plated stovepipe
Trisaurus
Boeing 737:
Baby Boeing
Convertible (Aloha 737-200)
Fat Freddy
FLUF(Fat Little Ugly F***er)
Football
Guppy
Light Twin
Pig
Scud
Tin Mouse
Boeing 747:
Fat Albert
The lump
Upstairs and Downstairs
Whale
Boeing 747 SP:
Short Plane
Stupid Purchase
Boeing 757:
Flying Banana
Flying Condom
Stick Insect
Stork
Boeing 767:
Dumpster
Gimli Glider (Air Canada 767-200 C-GAUN)
Slug
Boeing 777:
Bigfoot
Magnificent Seven
Seventh Wonder
737 on Steroids
British Aerospace
BAe146:
"1 aeroplane, 4 engines, needs 6",
Baby Jumbo
Bring Another Engine
Fisher Price 747
Flying cockroach
4 oil leaks connected by an electrical fault
Fruit Bat
Lead Sled
Mini Galaxy
1-4-Sick
Sky Dozer
Smurfjet with 5 APU's
Submarine- low slow and out of sight
The Quadra-Puff
Tonka Toy
Viscount 900
BAe ATP:
Advanced Technical Problem
Another Technical Problem
Ancient Technology Perpetuated,
80p
Wigwam (A TeePee)
BAe Jetstream:
Junkstream
Soda-stream
Wetdream
Beech 1900:
Dolphin
Flipper
Stonefish
Canadair Regional Jet:
Skidoo
De Havilland Canada
DHC-6 Twin Otter:
Tin Otter
Twin Rotter
Twotter
DHC-8 Dash 8:
Dash Late
De Havilland Comet:
Vomit
Dornier
DO 328:
Dork
DO 328J:
Dorkjet
Embraer
EMB110 Bandierante:
Bandit
Randy Banty
EMB120 Brasillia:
Brakillya
Garbage Can
EMB145:
Barbie Jet
Bendy Jet
Emb180 (taxi to the runway, then 180 for taxi back to ramp)
Flying Pencil
Jungle Jet
The Windows 98 Plane (seems like you spend more time rebooting the aircraft than actually flying it)
Fokker F27:
Dutch Dog Whistle
Converter (Converts fuel into noise)
Hawker-Siddely
HS748:
Paraffin Budgie
The Draggie
The Twenty Ton Dog Whistle
HS Trident:
Rodent
Lockheed L1011 TriStar:
Bistar (Had so many RB211-22B failures)
DeathStar
El-10-Elemon
Frightstar
Swamp Eater
TriTanic
McDonnell Douglas:
McGuzzle Does-less
DC-3:
Dakasaurus Rex
DC-6:
Douglasaurus Rex
DC-8:
Greasy 8
Old Smokey
Whiney Bird
DC-10:
Death Cruiser 10
Diesel 10
Daily Crash
Death Contraption 10
MD-11:
More Death 11
Mechanical Disaster 11
Mighty Dog
Mega Death 11
MD-911
MD-80:
Mad Dog
Douglas Death Tube
Long Beach Sewer Pipe
Skidbuggy
Shorts
Shorts 330:
Box Car
Horse Float
Milk Carton
The Two Tailed Shed
Winnebago
Shorts 360:
Box
Shed
Shoe Box
The box that the Skyvan came in.
Swearingen Metroliner:
Death pencil
Kerosene Crowbar
San Antonio sewerpipe
Swetro (in the summer)
Terror Tube
Texas Lawn Dart
Texas Sewer Pipe
"That noisy f*cking thing"
The Screamin Weenie
Widow maker
Tupolev
Tu-144:
Concordeski
Tu-154:
727ski
Tu-204:
757ski
Vickers VC-10:
Iron Duck
Vickers Knickers
Airbus:
Airbust
Scarebus
A319:
Microbus
A320:
Chainsaw
DeathJet
MiniBus
NintendoJet
Toulouse Grasscutter
A380:
Double Decker Bus
Megabus
Armstong-Whitworth Argosy:
Whistling Wheelbarrow
Whistling Tit
BAC 111:
Pocket rocket
Boeing:
Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens
Bits Of Engine In Neighbors' Garden
Boeing 727:
Three Holer
Trimotor
Triple crome-plated stovepipe
Trisaurus
Boeing 737:
Baby Boeing
Convertible (Aloha 737-200)
Fat Freddy
FLUF(Fat Little Ugly F***er)
Football
Guppy
Light Twin
Pig
Scud
Tin Mouse
Boeing 747:
Fat Albert
The lump
Upstairs and Downstairs
Whale
Boeing 747 SP:
Short Plane
Stupid Purchase
Boeing 757:
Flying Banana
Flying Condom
Stick Insect
Stork
Boeing 767:
Dumpster
Gimli Glider (Air Canada 767-200 C-GAUN)
Slug
Boeing 777:
Bigfoot
Magnificent Seven
Seventh Wonder
737 on Steroids
British Aerospace
BAe146:
"1 aeroplane, 4 engines, needs 6",
Baby Jumbo
Bring Another Engine
Fisher Price 747
Flying cockroach
4 oil leaks connected by an electrical fault
Fruit Bat
Lead Sled
Mini Galaxy
1-4-Sick
Sky Dozer
Smurfjet with 5 APU's
Submarine- low slow and out of sight
The Quadra-Puff
Tonka Toy
Viscount 900
BAe ATP:
Advanced Technical Problem
Another Technical Problem
Ancient Technology Perpetuated,
80p
Wigwam (A TeePee)
BAe Jetstream:
Junkstream
Soda-stream
Wetdream
Beech 1900:
Dolphin
Flipper
Stonefish
Canadair Regional Jet:
Skidoo
De Havilland Canada
DHC-6 Twin Otter:
Tin Otter
Twin Rotter
Twotter
DHC-8 Dash 8:
Dash Late
De Havilland Comet:
Vomit
Dornier
DO 328:
Dork
DO 328J:
Dorkjet
Embraer
EMB110 Bandierante:
Bandit
Randy Banty
EMB120 Brasillia:
Brakillya
Garbage Can
EMB145:
Barbie Jet
Bendy Jet
Emb180 (taxi to the runway, then 180 for taxi back to ramp)
Flying Pencil
Jungle Jet
The Windows 98 Plane (seems like you spend more time rebooting the aircraft than actually flying it)
Fokker F27:
Dutch Dog Whistle
Converter (Converts fuel into noise)
Hawker-Siddely
HS748:
Paraffin Budgie
The Draggie
The Twenty Ton Dog Whistle
HS Trident:
Rodent
Lockheed L1011 TriStar:
Bistar (Had so many RB211-22B failures)
DeathStar
El-10-Elemon
Frightstar
Swamp Eater
TriTanic
McDonnell Douglas:
McGuzzle Does-less
DC-3:
Dakasaurus Rex
DC-6:
Douglasaurus Rex
DC-8:
Greasy 8
Old Smokey
Whiney Bird
DC-10:
Death Cruiser 10
Diesel 10
Daily Crash
Death Contraption 10
MD-11:
More Death 11
Mechanical Disaster 11
Mighty Dog
Mega Death 11
MD-911
MD-80:
Mad Dog
Douglas Death Tube
Long Beach Sewer Pipe
Skidbuggy
Shorts
Shorts 330:
Box Car
Horse Float
Milk Carton
The Two Tailed Shed
Winnebago
Shorts 360:
Box
Shed
Shoe Box
The box that the Skyvan came in.
Swearingen Metroliner:
Death pencil
Kerosene Crowbar
San Antonio sewerpipe
Swetro (in the summer)
Terror Tube
Texas Lawn Dart
Texas Sewer Pipe
"That noisy f*cking thing"
The Screamin Weenie
Widow maker
Tupolev
Tu-144:
Concordeski
Tu-154:
727ski
Tu-204:
757ski
Vickers VC-10:
Iron Duck
Vickers Knickers
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