How to pick up a chick.

[Longreach747]

remember a time we were at the local pub and my mate wanted to pick up this bird...he just went n grabbed her hand and walked off with her lol! funniest shit i've ever seen.

[ualwillstand]

u are pretty friken crazy,
u hit me in the balls and now i cant have babies,

yesterday i brought u gas
and i think u have a pretty fine ass

i was kidding about the last line
but i have to agree ur pretty fine

allright this is getting pretty lame
so ill jus talk to u later on AIM

thats the poem i used lol..

[Crunk415balla]

remember a time we were at the local pub and my mate wanted to pick up this bird...he just went n grabbed her hand and walked off with her lol! funniest shit i've ever seen.

AND THAT WORKED?! Hahahah wow!

[Genessee]

Interesting..

One part of me would like to high-five you, the kind of high-five that feels like we've both just broken our hands ... and we both scream "SCORE" like jocks who have just doubled our steroid dosage and feel the need to compensate for something because we were just caught off guard by Bruno from Austrian Gay TV and make run on sentances hoping no one will notice on camera..

Another part is wondering if this is how Richard Ramirez got his start.

Either way, good work ol' chap!

[JordanD]

"Somebody say my name?"

[screaming_emu]

"Somebody say my name?"

look, its Chasen!

[JordanD]

I thought Chasen looked more like this?

[Chris@YYZ]

I thought Chasen looked more like this?

Jordan, this isn't the self-pic thread

[screaming_emu]

I thought Chasen looked more like this?

I think that's his school uniform

[Crunk415balla]

"Somebody say my name?"

MY IDOL! No joke! Da Ali G Show is my favorite thing on TV! I even picked up Bruno's accent and use it often throughout my day. In fact, on my birthday I did the mohawk and shadow thing he has going on and convinced the waiters I was Austrian. My parents won't allow me to ever bring this up though. I have a nice pair of jeans and a suade jacket I used for the occasion, I am sure I'll do it again.

[JordanD]

Yes. Sacha Baron Cohen is the man!

[JJR]

And here I am thinking the only way to "pick up" a chick is kinda like a six-pack......

[JordanD]

Of the liquid or abdominal variety? Get anybody to drink the liquid kind and they're gonna let you pick them up probably.

[Crunk415balla]

Of the liquid or abdominal variety? Get anybody to drink the liquid kind and they're gonna let you pick them up probably.

Sorry, Jordan. But adult beverages can only do so much.

My advice, save up, and come with me to Thailand.

[JordanD]

One of us is gonna have to save up for STD medicine too.